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starry-dragonslayer:

I’m having horrible brainrot over these gay little pirates. All I know is wake up, have gay pirate thoughts and sleep

posted 1 year ago with 105 notes via starry-dragonslayer
tagged as: #oh hi it’s me  #i will never know peace again 

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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mystery-vixen:

almalvo:

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0612123 | Miguel & Beter | ATSV

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baylen:

baylen:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

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corpsebrigadier:

More people should abandon Internet discourse and get into observing/engaging with local politics. I say this not because local politics often offers more meaningful opportunities for effective praxis (although it does), but because local politics often offers just as much highly toxic and entertaining petty drama.

I highly recommend city council meetings. You might make yourself an informed voter and active community member or something. You also might get to watch an ongoing soap opera of old men ready to murder one another over trash collection ordinances, and unlike the Internet, none of them can effectually tell one another to kill themselves no matter how hard and how clearly they are thinking it.

naamahdarling:

only-tiktoks:

More fuel for my massive beef with “vinegar makes things cleaner!” people.

hotvampireadjacent:

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posted 2 days ago with 70,259 notes via nindabob

nevver:

Darkness on the edge of town, Patrick Joust
(print sale for national abortion fund)

the-football-chick:

Tigers star 1B/DH Miguel ‘Miggy’ Cabrera is retiring at the end of the season. When the Florida Marlins hosted the Tigers today, Miggy was honored by his former team where he had played the first five seasons of his career. In addition to a video tribute and gifts before the game, Miggy also received a standing ovation from the Miami crowd.

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IG: tigers (7/28/23)

alexxuun:

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Everyday, it’s a-gettin’ gayer~🎶

posted 2 days ago with 23,789 notes via alexxuun
tagged as: #good omens 

hortensius:

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable